surfbunny:

whenthesongends:

HOW TO CHEAT ON A SCANTRON- Because i hate you all and exams are coming up , Here is a little trick to help you cheat on these scantrons for your exams. I used to do this all the time back in high school  . Before i tell you how to cheat let me explain a little about scantrons. When they get ran through the machine when an answer is wrong it marks it on the side. When it is done scanning all the answers at the end it will tally how many is marked then count the score. Now how to cheat is simple. Take a chapstick because it is wax. Run it one time through the part circled in the picture. If you didnt know you cant write on wax. So when you get a wrong answer and the machine tries to mark the scantron it wont print the tally and it wont count your answer as wrong ! Simple as that. Very simple very easy. Happy cheating everyone .

WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS WHERE I FAILED SCHOOL?

alright this is awesome but how the fuck am i gonna sneakily rub chapstick on tit

Okay, if you’re clever enough to figure this ‘cheating scheme’ out and somehow sneak a chapstick into the exam, then somehow run it through that bit of the page without getting caught, then you my friend, have firstly spent too much time figuring out this plan, time which you could have spent revising. and chances are if you can piece together this ‘plan/cheat’ then you’re pretty clever anyways! to anyone wanting to try this, its going to be hard trying to discretely rub a chapstick on the paper in the exam! if you do happen to succeed i’d love to know about it! :D my ask box is always open!

(Source: superstikkyy, via c-h-e-e-t-a-h)